PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And the